Sammy M. Funny Status Messages

   Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a haiku, a gang sign, a hieroglyph, a feather off a hawk and the blood of a unicorn.

   I'd have better people skills if I worked with better people.

   That guy who got busted for having sex on the subway did nothing wrong...He was just 'minding the gap'.

   I miss you like The Biggest Loser contestants miss high fructose corn syrup.

   I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.

   What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?

   Sorry you're an atheist and have no one to thank its Friday.

   I don't get it, what's the big deal with texting and driv