Sabrina Funny Status Messages

   Hurricane Irma put Barbuda on the map. And also removed it.

   brought to you today by the neighbor's router

   Ever think about some of the things we say? Exactly how does a person "turn up misssing"?

   Pet Peeve #11: Bathroom Pictures. There's no other mirror in your place? Enough already!

   Pet Peeve #27: When you ask how old a child is and the reply is "Oh she/he's 15 months" Seriously! Why can't it just be he/she is a year old? From now on Imma be like "Oh I'm 389 months"

   's status message is better than yours

   Spongebob is trying to give Gary a bath, aren't they already underwater?