Rush Funny Status Messages

   I wonder what it feels like to spend an entire Saturday trying to come up with something funny to post here and getting no love at all... Not that I spent all day thinking this up or anything...

   Everyone wants to say this is gangster and that's gangster but nobody has the ballz to actually be a gangster and put in some work! I am one of those people!

   Wanna see if your girl has a real sense of humor? Tell her the ginormous zit under her nose makes her look like Marylyn Monroe!

   I'm so gangsta that you change the channels with the remote sideways!

   Pimpin aint easy!!! Not that I'm a pimp or anything.. I'm just saying...

   Who will light the torch in Vancouver tonight? Wayne Gretzky, Paul Shaffer, Geddy Lee?

   The best part of wakin up!!!!,,, issss marijuana in your lungs!!!!!

   Ur not a gangster just cuz you spent money gettin sleeved up at the shop homeboy... And neither am I!!!!