Radhi Funny Status Messages

   My safe word is ..."HARDER FASTER...PLEASE DON'T STOP"

   You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

   a woman a day keeps the hand away

   Life has a weird way of working out if you take enough booze and drugs

   "girls will be boys" - Thai tourism board

   My imaginary boyfriend just cheated on me

   You know you're ugly when the plastic surgeon wants to add a tail

   Most priceless thing in my life??? My insanity...it makes everything ok :-)

   I'd tell you a joke about my p*ssy...but you'd never get it!!!!!!!

   Somebody water board me with alcohol!!!

   Like if you have tried to have S*x with Siri...

   If I agree with you we'd both be wrong

   You know you're an unwanted ugly child when you have been breast fed by the family dog

   Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it

   I must love my work...I love to sit and stare at it for hours....that's love right????

   Dear god if you can't make me thin then please just make my friends fat!!!

   Feck as others would feck onto you...

   His O face?? Him playing air guitar whilst having an enema and having his nostril electrocuted whilst his chest is being waxed..mmmmm