ROD Funny Status Messages

   we have hunger games at work everyday...starts around 11:30

   If your not going to remove that deer carcass from the side of the road can you at least turn his head so hes not looking at me while I drive by drinking my morning coffee!

   you know your getting old when you put your foot up on a cement curb so you can tie your shoe.....and you step on your nuts!

   either I'm not feeling to well or I just sat on a whoopie cushion full of beef gravy!

   Thanks outlook, but I dont need you to tell me that I have a very clean inbox!

   Another tragic reported, almost a 100 ducks fell in Glendale Az lastnight, sunday about the same amount of eagles fell in Philly, I wanna know whats going on with all these birds!!! Whats next? Falcons? Ravens? Its all crazy to me!

   Alzheimer's can't be all bad. You get to meet new people every day

   I didnt take care of something this morning...now its prarie dog season!

   Nuevo censo fuera dice que 1 de 6 estadounidenses son hispanos. Me parece un poco difícil de creer. Feliz el jueves todos!

   I tell you what, if any french publication decides to publish topless pictures of me someone will definitely be getting their @ss sued!