RJB224 Funny Status Messages

   Does it ever rain on The Walking Dead???

   Sticks and stones, break my bones, but hollow points expand on impact!

   We should be less worried about serial killers dumping bodies around the country and more concerned that it's always someone jogging that discovers them. THOSE are the people we should be looking out for...

   Fear does not prevent death. It prevents life

   Life is like toilet paper, your either on a roll or taking $hit from an a$$hole.

   First to stand, Last to fall. Face the danger, Kill 'em All

   I hate people that say "Only God can judge me"... No, I'm pretty sure I can judge you too. Climb down off your high horse where you belong Pocahontas!!

   "Her blue eyed Summer time smile Looks so good that it hurts Makes you wanna build A 10 percent down White picket fence house on this dirt." FGL