QB Funny Status Messages

   I always try to watch what I eat...that way I don't bite my finger.

   If I say something that offends you, Please let me know so I can say it again later!..

   Lets AGREE to DISAGREE.. because you're too f*ckin stupid to understand me!

   God knows we aren't strong all the time. That's when he wants us to have faith & take his hand as he leads us out of the dark....-Amen!

   Broke up with my crossed eyed boyfriend.. because he was seeing other people.