Pig Benis Funny Status Messages

   Great, now I have to change my Halloween costume from Gadhafi to Zombie Gadhafi.

   I just saw a guy getting head in a phone booth. I couldn't believe it what I was seeing...I haven't seen a phone booth in years!

   Your Tapout shirt implies you will kick my a$$, but your fake tan says you want to do something else to my a$$

   For Halloween I'm going as laundry, women love doing laundry.

   Don't worry NBA players, Kim Kardashian will let you slam balls in her hole!

   I don't know guys, that Gadhafi picture just looks like Gene Simmons after a Kiss concert.

   I heard you were voted "Most likely to suck seed."

   Am I the only one that thinks Oscar The Grouch looks like a big pile of weed?

   The ultimate rejection is when your hand falls asleep while jacking off.

   I just saved a ton of jail time by switching to Chris Brown!