Omar Ayub Funny Status Messages

   In life, there are three things you should not break: a heart, a promise, and a condom!

   No one ever is as good looking as his/her profile pic, and as ugly as his/her driving license.

   "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single."

   Catholic paramount rule: "If it feels good, it's bad."

   I like science. I know for a fact that you have 206 bones, and if you would like one more, I'd be glad to do it.

   Y.O.L.O You Obviously Love Oreos