ODDEFEX Funny Status Messages

   I do not care how old I am. I am going in the bouncy castle!

   NY Yankees salary.$195,998,004 Detroit Tigers salary. $119,276,000...... Saving $76,000,000 and still sweeping the Yankees....Priceless!!!

   For all the parents with kids starting school I just want to say congratulations. You made it through another summer without killing your children!! I am proud of you all!!

   Go Home Eclipse!! You are Drunk!!

   Ya know what Lance Armstrong and I have in common? We both woke up this morning with the same amount of Tour de france medals!!

   The only good Black Friday is the one with Chris Tucker and Ice Cube!!

   Spring has sprung!! How do I know you may ask??? Well I am seeing more and more muffin tops the mandals are back and socks with crocs are on the rise!!!