Nocodogman Funny Status Messages

   A note of fact- Under Armor is an clothing designed with exercise in mind. It is not intended to be a girdle.

   I was recently diagnosed with CDO. Its the same thing as OCD its just in alphabetical order, the way it should be!

   With the "end of the world" coming in 11 days I feel confident making a prediction.......September 2013 will have one of the highest birth rates on record.

   You know your getting old when "breaking the seal" means opening a bottle of Ibuprofen