Nazir Funny Status Messages

   You're Not my type is just a nicer way of saying your Ugly.

   Females who have multiple abortions should really start making it their business to swallow.

   My theory on Marriage, Why pay for internet when WiFi is free.

   Some people were born just to take up space like the first slice of bread in a loaf.

   Today is National "Women Shut Up If your not Talking About Football" Day. GO COWBOYS!!!!!