MrZ Funny Status Messages

   A lion attacks a bull then eats him in just a few minutes. When he is done he lets out a loud roar. while he is roaring a hunter comes and shoots the lion killing him instatly. The moral of the story? When you are full of bull, keep your mouth shut!!

   There is nothing worse than watching the new guy at Subway make your sandwich.

   I am feeling lazier than the guy who designed the Japanese flag.