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				If you knew how many trips to the bathroom every phone has taken, you’d never, ever, ever, ever, ever touch somebody else’s phone. Ever.				
  
				
											
												
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						10-05-2015 08:45 by Moose4242 
											
					
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				Dear dryer, I think you have an eating disorder. Sincerely, now missing 13 socks.				
  
				
											
												
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						10-05-2015 08:51 by Moose4242 
											
					
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				To the untrained eye, I'm quite handsome......				
  
				
											
												
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						10-05-2015 09:08 by Moose4242 
											
					
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				”I used to be the Internet!” – The Library				
  
				
											
												
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						10-05-2015 09:14 by Moose4242 
											
					
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