MollyDolly Funny Status Messages

   Thanks to my mom, I put my name on all of my underwear so they're easier to spot when I go through the bar's lost and found box.

   Sorry, parents of ugly children on Facebook, those Christmas sweaters didn't help; just made them uglier in a festive way.

   Rihanna wants to take time off to have a baby. We all know who's "Hitting" it.....No pun intended