Mmz Funny Status Messages

   I don't like to think myself as 'Special' I like to think myself as limited edition

   If you're happy, don't ask questions. Isn't that right ?

   We need a way of telling people they have bad breath without hurting their feelings.like,"Well I'm bored let's go brush our teeth"!

   was born cool, but global warming made me hot!

   Finally at my _̴ı̴̴̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡ ̡͌l̡*̡̡ ̴̡ı̴̴̡ ̡̡͡|̲̲̲͡͡͡ ̲▫̲͡ ̲̲̲͡͡π̲̲͡͡ ̲̲͡▫̲̲͡͡ ̲|̡̡̡ ̡ ̴̡ı̴̡̡ ̡͌l̡̡̡

   can't stand on his own because he's too-tired and a bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired