Mike c Funny Status Messages

   Cop: Turn around Me: Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming round. Cop: Turn around! Me: Every.. *gets tased*

   These Jehovah's Witnesses are getting creative. They are now knocking on my door dressed as cops saying they have a warrant.

   Just wondering if you put healing crystals in a sock and beat someone with it do they cancel each other out?

   This white girl took me home last night. She wanted me to prove to her what they say about black guys is true....so I stabbed her and took her purse.

   Mick jaggers performance was so late in the evening because they had to wait for the sun to go down so he could rise from his coffin.

   Dick Clark died?? Man I really dropped the ball on that one!!.....too soon?

   thinking about that chimp that tore that womans face off....but I gotta say chris browns attack really didnt leave rihanna that bad.