MigdaGwig Funny Status Messages

   I support Goya: Black Beans Matter

   Ask any Biden voter exactly why they're voting for him, on what merits, and ask them do it without bringing up Donald Trump. They can't

   Dogs are like unruly kids. The people who live with them love 'em. But they annoy the heII out of the rest of us.

   I'm a BLM fan: Bacon, Lettuce, & 'Mater samich.

   Confucius say: "Young girl who go fishing with Biden come home with red snapper."

   I bought a Joe B¡den watch on QVC. I has liver spotted hands and is running out of time.

   Joe B¡den looks like he smells like pee.

   Hostess Cakes merged with McKee Foods, and now everybody wants a bite of Little Debbie's twinkie.

   I tried having a personal relationship with God. But he said he only liked me as a friend.

   I don't really care which baseball teams stand for the National Anthem inasmuch as I wish they'd make the game a little less boring. The national pastime is past its time.

   The Chicago Bears are changing their name because it offends people who own a pic-a-nic basket and have a friend named Boo Boo.

   The Ieft has big vocabularies; the right has big bank accounts. Guess which one pays the bills at the end of the month?

   The Seattle Supersonics are offensive to snails and turtles. 😛

   I'm too smart to be happy.