Michael F Funny Status Messages

   I met a woman on a dating site that said she was high maintenance when I finally saw her it looked more like she was in need of major repairs

   I just went to the sperm bank but I left. Too many jerkoffs.

   So, the AC went out in game 1 of the NBA Finals. Spurs won. I guess The Heat couldn't take the heat.

   My sister just walked in from the pool wearing her new bathing suit...a dyed black parachute.