Mcdyver Funny Status Messages

   In Light Of BP's Recent Accident They Are Offering Everyone Free Oil. You Just Have To Come Pick It Up At Any Location In The Gulf Coast..

   Its a good thing its Halloween already, The skeletons in my shed are starting to stink up the neighborhood!!

   I'm of the impression that women have mood swings... Some women on other hand have Mood Theme Parks and they carry their baggage with them the entire way!

   I Propose Osama Be Buried Under The White House Lawn And A Memorial Stating That If You Mess With The Best You Die Like The Rest!

   Apparently Ariel Castro recently changed his Facebook status to 'Swinger' and now he wont return my phone calls!

   Ooook-lahoma, where the Earthquake comes sweepin' down the plain And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet When the Tornado's come right behind the rain.!

   Remember, today is the first day of the rest of your life so don't be that person that uses stupid cliche's. That's what I'm sayin! You know what I mean??