Mccord740 Funny Status Messages

   We are about three weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color.

   Saw someone try and park a car for about 10 minutes. I didn’t see the person so I’m not going to assume what gender she was.

   Your single but not looking... Oh your one of those chronic masturbators

   When I see someone texting and walking, I sometimes purposely vier over and bump into them.

   If you're in a committed relationship and you have no intentions of marrying that person, you are wasting both or your time.

   I think I just seen my breath outside and I ain't blowing smoke...