MatthewPacheco Funny Status Messages

   Happy Father's Day to all of the guys who have a kid and don't know about it.

   Bing is a great website, for internet searches. I know this, because I Googled it.

   I think Myspace can be unblocked at work now. Facebook takes up most of my time there anyway.

   I'm going to invent the Facebook Status Flipbook. An animated screen capture collection. Met a new guy (flip), it's only been a week but I Love him (flip), week 2 and I hate him (flip), deleting Facebook (flip), I Love him again.