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   messageicon I'd be willing to bet that the gambling addiction hotline would work better if every fifth caller was a winner.
←Rate | 04-13-2017 08:44 by MK Comments (1)  


   messageicon I eat my tacos over another tortilla. That way when stuff falls out, BOOM, another taco.
←Rate | 04-20-2017 11:32 by MK Comments (0)  



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