Lifedefiance Funny Status Messages

   learned something today: when a homeless man is blocking an entire stairwell, vigorously fiddling with his crotch, it is in everyone's best interest that he simply be left alone.

   Going to create a new social networking site called Myface because it would be hilarious to hear someone say, "Have you been on myface today?"

   Got asked by this girl today if I wanted to make a sex tape with her. I told her yeah but we'd have to do it in infrared since nightvision was taken. I'll be in Hollywood in no time!