Laura Funny Status Messages

   FOR SALE: Wedding dress, size 12, worn once by mistake.

   I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.

   scream in a Library, everyone just looks at you, but if you scream on a plane, everyone joins in!!?

   Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.

   I'm a cool mom, that's my thang. I'm hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: Oh My God and WTF: Why The Face

   As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath.