Ken Funny Status Messages

   calling someone out on Facebook is like winning the gold medal in the Special Olympics: In the end, you are still retarded.

   Money=Problems So Problems=Time Time=money=Girls therefor Girls=problems

   After countless days of research I have solved the mystery.....When Santa says HO! HO! HO!...He is thinking of last name of his 3 favorite naughty sisters...Ima, Ivana, and Anita...

   After telling a joke to a little sad kid, he simply asked back " do you know why the chicken crossed the road?" I said no why? He said " Because you were telling the joke at the chicken side". The end and he walked away. :/

   Barbie has an awful lot of nice things for a girl whose knees do not bend.