Kal-El Funny Status Messages

   so who has actually used trigonometry since they left school?

   trying to remember what we all used to do before facebook was invented

   would have gotten away with it, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids... or the cctv footage

   thinks running around a field whilst waving a metal pole in the air is way more exciting when lightning is involved

   to advertise in this space please call 0800 334 443

   just accidentally started a turf war in his neighbourhood

   quietly confident about his latest 'get rich quick' scheme

   so... when does everybody think the sun will blow up?

   just taken a hit to the 'nads.... Man down!!

   Hey dude... There's your car!