Justin Cyder Funny Status Messages

   not to be outdone, Brett Favre announced that he will make his decision in an ESPN mini-series

   girlfriends always want to have long talks. I say fine, lets talk.."I hate your friends, you're always hurt, and I'm always tired of paying for meals you only eat a third of...we done?"

   the only thing women truely love is making their friends jealous

   how can I possibly be expected to tolerate living with the gender that doesn't know a thing about the spread offense.

   woman are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard