Juliete Funny Status Messages

   Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head

   I'd like to see things your way, but I'm not sure if I can stick my head that far up my a** !!!.

   Life isn't a garden...so stop being a hoe!

   Don't marry a woman with big hands. It makes your d**k look small.

   Her personal problems can only be solved using high explosives.