JJ Funny Status Messages

   if a comedian is in a wheelchair, is it still stand up comedy? No, but it would still be wheelie funny.

   whats the difference between MLK day and ST Patty's day?? --Everyone wants to be Irish on St Pattys day!!

   I bought a new stick of deodorant last night. The instructions said to remove the cap and push up bottom. I may be walking funny now, but my farts make the room smell baby powder fresh.