ItzSergio Funny Status Messages

   You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.

   Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen or oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

   Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

   “Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”

   Save water – take a bath with your neighbor's wife.

   'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

   If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught