IDTN Funny Status Messages

   "If playing golf is exercise, then why aren't there driving ranges in health clubs?

   Moron is more of a complement, compare to the other terms people use.

   First it was a wall. Then a fence. Now it's 20,000 boxes propped up with sticks. And a taco under each one.

   No one has a good time with you unless you pay them. And yes, they were laughing at you.

   Remember when Ivanka and Donald manufacured goods in America? Yea I don't remember that either.

   If you could do a do over, would you?

   Solution to the health insurance problem. Change the title from Obama care to trump care and trump will want to keep it.

   Come on people, drink a cup of Folgers and wake up.

   The only thing lower than don's approval raitings is his supporter's IQs

   Mitch McConnell and donald trump: The new story book version of the tortoise and the hare.

   If I am ever investigated by the F.B.I. , I hope my investigation last as long as the Kavanaugh investigation lasted.

   My popcorn gone stale, my coke is now flat. Waiting for the showing of the pp tapes, what happen to that?

   What's trump's favorite cereal? Cheeri O's, the cereal made for little hands.

   The worse name that trump has ever given to someone is Don jr.

   Bet if donnie knew how to use the record feature on his phone. He would be recording too.

   Why not have a child run for governor in Vermont. There's one in the white house.