Hirit Funny Status Messages

   Lots of mothers are gonna be surprised when their Mother's Day gift is a barrel of oil

   When you’re dead, you don’t know you’re dead. The pain is only felt by others. The same thing happens when you’re stupid

   At least all this money printing from the Fed will solve the toilet paper shortage

   I'm thinking of opening up a restaurant called "meatballs and tea" and have billboards on the highway advertising it with the slogan "even if you don't like our balls, you can still come in for a tea bag"