Henrik Funny Status Messages

   There are two types of women. Those who become angry for NOTHING and those who get angry for EVERYTHING.

   You know you have a problem when every letter you type in the address bar will bring up a porn site ..

   In Sweden, the word for marriage and the word for poison is the same, and its spelled "gift".

   writing in his new book "sex and pregnancy - a possible connection?"

   went out on a Friday and woke up one Monday in Bratislava chained and naked on a bench in the lap of an unknown man named Miroslav

   believe in the magical idealism and the theory of the absolute individual

   I just got the comment that I do not have any horses in the stable ... so I'll go and buy a pony now.