Gza Funny Status Messages

   I sure hope Flavor Flav remembered to set his clocks forward!

   Friday the 13th, eh? I bet there's a lot of killer parties going on tonight!

   Tip of the Day: Be nice to midgets. They have short tempers.

   I'm more frustrated than a homosexual with tonsilitis on Valentine's Day!

   "Macho Man" Randy Savage died at 58. Whitney Houston at 48. Corey Haim at 38. Heath Ledger at 28. How old is Justin Bieber again?

   I still can't believe that Whitney Houston died. Where were you on that one, Kevin Costner?

   I'm done with the bullsh*t. Calf sh*t is officially welcomed!

   3 Things I Learned Tonight: 1)It's not what you know, it's what you show. 2)If Swingers twice your age try to engage, just SLIDE away! 2.5) Especially if they mention "lube"...that's when you put on the BRAKES! 3) Samuel L Jackson is a DAMN good whistler!