Gr`apes Funny Status Messages

   why does looking at animals covered in oil make me sad, but looking at animals covered in batter and deep-fried in oil make me hungry?

   Have you guys ever noticed the months July, August, September, October and November spell out the name JASON???? Have I discovered something kinda like the Da Vinci Code??!

   Today's facebook Status update is brought to you by the letters "B"..and ored!

   Living on Earth may be expensive...but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun :)~

   The greatest lesson we can learn from the past. . . is that freedom is at the core of every successful nation in the world... Liberty is the right to choose. Freedom is the result of the right choice!

   Rose tint my world keep me safe from my trouble and pain....

   After a some thought, I am thinking I would LOVE to hear a phone taped conversation between Rod Blagojevich and Mel Gibson!

   Dreams touch your heart and soul, it is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality.....Welcome aboard to “Sweet Dreams” airline, All passengers on bed hug ur pillows, as the flight will be leaving soon to dream land. Enjoy your flight…“Good