FezzeeLarry Funny Status Messages

   TikTok. Exemplifying the devolution of mankind one imbecilic post at a time.

   Why does the Old Testament prohibit people from eating pork? Pigs are such friendly looking animals. It's goats that look like the spawn of Satan.

   ALDI: "We bring you discounted prices on all your grocery store needs. But, we have to draw the line somewhere, so no plastic bags for you to carry your discounted grocery store needs home."

   Instead of your New Year resolution centering around smoking and dieting, how about working on not being an asshole?

   2023: Where pizza crusts are made from chicken, hamburgers are made from plants, and milk is made from nuts.

   I had a nightmare about Peppa Pig. The dad told his family that he got a new job with Oscar Mayer Bacon. 🥓🥓

   Last night I had some wine, and whenever I do, I get sad over something. I got sad for all the poor strawberries who heard "Strawberry Preserves" and thought they were safe.🍓

   AI photos are like instant mashed potatoes. You can easily tell they're weird, tasteless and nowhere near the real thing.