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   You know it's sad when my phone battery last longer than some peoples relationships.

   Come on people if you're gonna walk at night smoke a cigarette or something so I can see you, can't be having any more dents in my car.

   Happy Mardi Gras Everyone! now show me your boobs!!!! :)

   And then God said, "Seems unfair to have given man an extra limb so to balance it out I'll give women the power to control it."

   See how long it takes you to get arrested in Walmart for starting a trail of gummy bears from the toy section to the bathrooms

   What's up with all of these commercials about a reptile dysfunction? These elderly fellows should worry about their own health first...