Dr. Blazehawk Funny Status Messages

   Now remember kids, if anyone ever offers you drugs, say 'Thank you', cause drugs are expensive.

   Friends are like Snowflakes, If you pee on them they disappear.

   Some girls say that they need a boyfriend to keep them warm in the winter. I just bought a coat

   i'm not lazy. i'm just highly motivated to not do anything.

   I don't hate you, I just hope your next period starts in a shark tank.

   I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet Coke.