Douglas Funny Status Messages

   just thrown out of church: I put $100 in the offering plate and the Priest was so excited he asked me to come up front and pick three hymns. I replied, <pointing> I'll take him… and him… and him….

   just watched Whitney Houston's funeral on DVR... is it just me, or did her performance seem a bit stiff?

   has poor taste in clothing... I've seen wounds dressed better than me.

   can't seem to finish anything that he sta

   Somewhere there is a Mom yelling “ I swear I’ll take all this crap back”

   I just read an article on Yahoo that says the high-risk areas for Lyme disease is growing. I'm pretty sure I have it! Um... I think mine might be Lemon-Lyme disease... Uh... It might not be a disease, exactly... Anywhoo... I like 7-up!