Devil Funny Status Messages

   Getting on your feet requires getting off your butt.

   Why do people say "no offense" when they're about to offend someone?

   If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

   The world is divided into two kinds of people: those who have tattoos, and those who are afraid of people with tattoos

   Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are

   Your child may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot.

   God must love stupid people- he made so many!

   TGIF- Thank God I'm female.

   I don't drink; it dulls the drugs.