Darrell Funny Status Messages

   No Jamies Winston, FSU does NOT stand for Free Seafood University

   Captain and Tennille divorcing after 39 years? But I thought "Love was going to keep you together"? I guess he got tired of "Doing it to her one more time"

   "I don't celebrate Cinco de Mayo" - Said no Juan ever

   Peyton Manning: "OMAHA! OMAHA!....Aaron Hernandez: "ATTICA! ATTICA!

   I see where Timbaland is getting divorced. I guess it really was "Too late to Apologize"

   I don't think Lance Armstrong's missing ball was ever real... I heard it and Manti Te'o's girlfriend were recently seen on vacation together in Mexico...