Danny T Funny Status Messages

   We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity

   Dear karma, I have a list of people you missed....

   “Watch your thoughts, for they become words. Watch your words, for they become actions. Watch your actions, for they become habits. Watch your habits, for they become character. Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny.”

   lookin at the cost of medical insureance is making me sick in itself...

   I dont tell god how big my problems are, I tell my problems how big my god is

   DADDY isn't defined as the man who makes the child, but rather the man who extends his hands and time to help with the child's needs, raising and giving his heart to love the child through anything. !!! BLOOD Doesn't always make you a DADDY! Being a DADDY

   that moment when your sarcasm is so second nature people actually think you are stupid

   Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything. They make you feel so alive that you'd follow them straight into hell, to get the fix

   Ravens fans, What's does excitement and happiness feel like? Curious Redskins fan.

   Dear Wednesday, Please treat me nicely, Thanks.

   I dunno if I'm loud enough but I need you to pay attension to whats about to happen to me...

   what if I am a high ranking illuminatii and dont even know it

   I fold and hang clothes all day at work...then on my day off I have to do laundry...now I know what a prostitute feels like coming home to her man