Da Lort Funny Status Messages

   Things haven't changed since the the Garden Of Eden. Women are still offering men a bite of the forbidden fruit, and when they oblige, all hell breaks loose, the only difference is that now, the man is the bad guy.

   I don't judge you because your opinion differs from mine. I judge you because your opinion is imbecilic.

   I just realized the one single thing that would preclude me from becoming a biker. I bathe.