DJL Funny Status Messages

   We don't want Justin Bieber either...... Canada!

   Today was a bad day, first my ex was ran over by a bus, then I was fired from my job as a bus driver...

   Highway slumber party tonight in Atlanta, free urinal and feces bucket..

   Can you say choke? We can.....Seahawks

   when I bath I turn off all the lights and pretend I'm still in the womb, then I jump out turn on the lights and start crying....

   Today at Walmart, in the only two checkouts open I yelled "Omaha" and my friend and I tackled pass the fat people old people and kids right to the front of the line!