CrackY Funny Status Messages

   If you ever feel alone, just remember you can talk to the CIA using your phone or smart TV... #Vault7

   I think when Trump says Mexico will pay for that wall he doesn't mean the Government but El Chapo's seized 14bn assets from criminal forfeiture.

   Why would Americans burn the flag when they could burn calories?

   7 earth-like planets have been discovered nearby, with growing fear of illegal aliens, Trump has decided to turn his wall into a dome.

   Justin Trudeau should just run the whole of North America!