Cornaga Funny Status Messages

   With a little luck, the entire 2022 Major League Baseball season will be canceled.

   Things were much better on the tweeting Trump Train than they are on the sinking Biden Boat.

   I'm watching Olympics Women's Basketball. The USA is slaughtering China. I mean, the Chinese are so polite, they just hand the ball to the Americans, and say, "Go ahead! You make score!"

   This ashes to ashes dust to dust thing is why I always carry around a can of Lemon Fresh Pledge with me.

   The phrase "I've got gas", used to be met with disgust. Nowadays, it's met with envy.

   I called my doctor's office and told them I had diarrhea. They put me on hold.

   Flooding in the Carolinas is God's wrath on New York/New Jersey transplants for thinking they can assimilate with hillbillies.