Charbel Funny Status Messages

   Dear Microsoft Office Word I am pretty sure I spelled my name correct

   I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs or anything but I would have made the iPhone charger about 5 feet longer...

   Today is the national animal day,please take a moment to remember your EX

   Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful

   It Is Better To Go Skiing And Think Of God,Than Go To Church And Think Of Skiing

   no need to google, my wife know everything :P

   Always Remember, If CHRISTMAS Isn't Found In Ur Heart, You Won't Find It Under A Tree..

   "Never say goodbye when you still want to try. never give up when you still feel that you can take it. ...never say you no longer love a person when you can't let go..

   Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.

   Life is a song, sing it. Life is a struggle, accept it. Life is a tragedy, confront it. Life is an adventure, dare it. Life is luck, make it. Life is too precious, do not destroy it. Life is life, fight for it.

   Someone asked me for my mobile number today, l don't know, I never call myself

   Why does the pope get to resign with a mere 2 weeks of notice, while I have to give my employer 30 whole days?:|