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busy kidnapping yard gnomes.

thinking whomever that came up with the Have A Happy Period ad campaign is an idiotic, 45 yr old virginal man, raised in the wild, by wolves.

not easily offended and easily offends. Life is so unfair...

wondering if a strap-on is considered an artificial limb?

seen Willy's Wonka and is not impressed.

wondering if a strap-on is considered as an artificial limb?
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