CSR Funny Status Messages

   Why is the list of vision providers in 4.5 font? I know I need glasses; that's why I am looking for a provider. You don't have to rub it in.

   Decided to add upsets to my bracket this year. So far, I'm the only one that is upset.

   It's St. Patty's Day! Does the green stuff that I'm blowing out of my nose count?

   Mondays really need to be limited to one per week!